✨Episode 1: The Proposal✨

The Ministry of Magic, in its infinite wisdom, has devised a foolproof plan to bolster the wizarding population: the British Reproduction Enhancement and Enforcement Decree. Or, as its unfortunate victims call it, B.R.E.E.D.

Severus Snape would rather be hexed into next Tuesday than get married. But ignoring the law isn’t an option. He must choose, unless he wants the Ministry assigning him a bright-eyed, baby-crazed wife eager to fulfill her "patriotic duty."

Enter Professor Morvan, Hogwarts’ sharp-tongued Herbology teacher, who is just as furious about this absurdity as he is. Her solution? A marriage of convenience: no feelings, no nonsense, and just enough deception to keep the Ministry off their backs.

It sounds simple enough. But even the best-laid plans have a tendency to go horribly, absurdly wrong when pretending turns into something dangerously real.